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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:33
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Still no good
Listen to the Andromeda galaxy's stars played as musical notes in eerie NASA video - Live Science
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Norris fastest as Piastri hits the wall during FP3 in Canada - Formula 1
So they tried
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
R.I.P Loretta Swit: How well do you remember ''Hot Lips'' Houlihan? - MeTV
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
People Are Reporting A Frightening COVID Symptom Right Now — Here's What To Know - HuffPost
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Kate Beckinsale Sues Over Knee Injury on Croatian Set of ‘Canary Black’ - Variety
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
The European Central Bank is almost guaranteed to cut rates. Here's what could happen next - CNBC
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Le Mans 24 Hours: Kubica wins with Ferrari as Porsche spoils 1-2-3 - Autosport
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!